If You Get A Womanizer, You Won’t Need Me!

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With Mother's Day fast approaching Anne mentioned me that her husband asked her what she would like this year. Anne said she felt that their sex life had been a bit lacklustre of late and so she suggested he buy her a womanizer. He responded by saying that if he got her a womanizer she wouldn't need him anymore. A bit startled, Anne said she had no idea her husband even knew about womanizers. What guy doesn't?

You might be wondering just what kind of a womanizer I'm referring to right about now. Well, it's not a philanderer. That kind of a womanizer causes pain. The kind of womanizer I'm talking about causes pleasure! This womanizer is not a vibrator. A womanizer is a clitoral suckling device, the latest and greatest sex toy available today. Yes, yes, yes ladies, you heard right!

When I first learned about the womanizer the name was a turn off. My thought was "typical, men have stolen a name associated with pain for our pleasure." Was I ever wrong. My mind was rapidly changed when in the name of research (of course), I took her for a ride and what a ride it was!

Fast forward (and I mean fast and fabulous orgasm that is),ladies, we have officially reclaimed the word womanizer! A womanizer is a sure fire way to pleasure! Our pleasure ladies. I wasn't expecting much given the name but man was I pleasantly surprised. First of all the womanizer finds "the spot" and stays there until you experience the most earth-shattering, dazzling, toe-curling, explosive, life altering orgasm......in under two minutes I might add.

When Anne told me her husband was concerned that she would no longer need him if he purchased a womanizer for her, I said "au contrare, you'll need but more importantly will want him even more!" A womanizer will ignite a woman's sexuality and bring her to a place of wanting.....more and better sex that is.

You see, the womanizer increases a woman's desire because the orgasms are so incredible and with the release of chemicals in her brain, she will begin to feel, look and sleep better. Intimacy is important to a relationship and women know that without a doubt. Nothing beats the human touch. The reminder of great orgasms will lead her back to the bedroom with you, her man. But she can bring the womanizer along. After all, it might be quite erotic for a husband to watch his wife get off with a womanizer. Pun intended.

The same goes for same sex couples. In fact, if there are two mommies for children, then two womanizers are even better than one especially if you want yours all to yourself for those alone times.

If you want to be husband of the year to the mother of your children, or just the best partner ever, look no further than the Womanizer. She'll be glad you did and believe me, she'll not only need you more, she'll want you more. If you want to be king of the cul de sac and please the mother of your children, making her the envy of the neighbourhood, go to:
Womanizer

Maureen McGrath hosts the Sunday Night Sex Show on News Talk 980 CKNW, is an avid blogger and an ardent feminine feminist interested in equality. She wears pumps, shaves her legs and loves men. Her TEDx talk has had over 2.7 million views. She is in private practice in North Vancouver and author of the book: Sex & Health:Why One Can't Come Without The Other. She is Executive Director of the Women's Health Initiative Network. She adores a good Womanizer.

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